420 ftw
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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