wat bout pragnant strippers??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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