what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
