This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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