idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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