Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my being single is dangerous.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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