is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
