Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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