ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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