thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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