We're facebook friends in real life
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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