Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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