I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My balls are so social today.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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