I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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