i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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