I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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