Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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