My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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