Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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