well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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