Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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