Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
