I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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