I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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