The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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