dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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