very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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