I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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