Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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