Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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