Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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