so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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