This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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