Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Randomize
