im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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