can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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