Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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