these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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