I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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