Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She is in my trunk
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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