Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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