Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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