After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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