I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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