THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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