I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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