have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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