Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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