i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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