I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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