I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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