shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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