Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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