So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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