he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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