where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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